TEXAS
A man traveling through Texas decides to stop at a bar and grill
He’s heard how large the food portions are and sits down and orders a beer and a steak.
The waiter brings him a large pitcher of beer.
MAN: “Boy, this is pretty big. I just wanted a regular size beer.”
WAITER: “That IS a regular size beer”
He was then delivered his steak, on a platter.
MAN: “Hey, I only ordered a regular size steak”
WAITER: “That IS our regular size steak”
Soon, the man had to use the facilities. He was directed to the last door down the hall.
He mistakenly opened the door to the pool and fell in.
As he surfaced, knowing the reputation for sizes in Texas,
yelled, “DON’T FLUSH”!!!