One day Piere was tired of his wife's cat the
clawing up the furniture so he told his wife
he was going to get rid of the cat in the
morning and she said whatever. So in the
morning he put the cat in the car and went 50
miles north put the cat outside the car and
took off. When he go home the cat was in the
driveway. Upset he said in the morning he
will be going for a ride again to get rid of
the cat. So in the morning he takes the cat
100 miles north. Puts the cat on the side of
the road and leaves the cat there. When Piere
got home the cat was in the driveway. The next
day Piere takes the cat 250 miles away he goes
north, south, east and west back tracks and
goes in circles. Then he puts the cat on the
side of the road. He sits in his car for an
hour. He then calls his wife and says honey
look outside and tell me if you see anything
in the driveway? She says yes I see the cat.
Piere says "Put the stupid cat on the phone
I am lost!"