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Airplane

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They are all on a plane having a good time.
All of the sudden the pilot comes over the speaker and tells them that they have run out of feul so they must jump.
They all start freaking out and they dont know what to do. They look and the notice that there is only 2 parachutes.
The blonde looks at the girls and says "Since i am the prettiest i should take the 1st parachute"
So she jumps out of the plane. The red head looks at the bruntte and says "oh my god what are we going to do?"
and the brnette says "we can both jump" and the red head looks at her and says "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE
IS ONLY ONE PARACHUTE LEFT. WE CAN'T SHARE ONE" and the brunette says "Dont worry she just jumped out with her back pack!"

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