A man, a flamingo and a cat walk into a bar.
The man buys the round of drinks, then they
all leave. The next day, they go into the
bar and the flamingo buys the round of drinks
then they leave. On the third day, even
though it is the cats turn to buy the drinks
it refuses, so the man buys the round. When
he is buying the drinks, the barman says
"how come you're paying, not the cat?"
The man replied "I found a magic lamp, and
when the genie appeared, I asked for a bird
with long legs and a tight pussy!"