There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, 'It has a long neck.' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.

Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. 'This animal has stripes.' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer.

The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them 'what does your mother call your father?'

Suddenly one child got up and answered 'HORNY BASTARD!'