There is this guy who is a buisness man. He has a real fine wife that everyone in the neighborhood wants to lay.

One day the buisness man has to go on a buisness trip and his wife ca't go cause there are no seats for her.

So he goes to a store called the "Pleasure Chest". He asks the guy at the counter "What is the most unique vibrater you got?"

The man at the counter pulls out a box and opens it. Then he asks "What is so unique about that it looks ordinary?"

The man at the corner says "Watch! Voodo Dick Doorknob" says the man at the counter

The vibrater goes stright to the doorknob and starts going at it.

The buisness man says "Wow that is unique!!!! Get it back in the box! Gow much is it?" he asks.

"$300.00!" says the man at the counter.

"$300.00!" says the buisness man. "Ok i'll take it....I guesss"

So he takes it home to his wife and tells her how to use it. She gets mad and says shes not gonna use it.

Her husband says whatever just dont go fucking every guy on the block! He leaves the next morning. About 3-4 months pass and the wife gets really desperate. So she says ok maybe I'll try this. So she says voodo dick my pussy! (after she got undressed and all) Then the voodo dick started going at it. After about the 3rd orgasm she thought maybe that was enough.

So she tried pulling it out. and it wouldn't come out! She said to herself oh my god I forgot how to take it out! It starts to hurt her. So she decides to go see her doctor. She puts on her clothes while its still going at her. She gets in her car and takes off.

While she is on her way she has another orgasim. So she wrecks! A cop pulls up and says ma'm are u on something? she says no. She says "I just have this voodo dick stuck in my pussy and I cant get it out!"

the police man says "Yeah right voodo dick my ASS!"