3 men went into a dick shop.

1st man says, "I want a wodden dick."

2nd man says, "I want a metal dick."

3d man says, "i want a 10ft dick."

The shop owner tells them to come back tomorrow and let him know how their new dicks work out.

1st man came back and said, "I dont like mine it leaves splinters."

2nd came in and said, "I do not like mine it gets rusty to fast."

3rd man came in and said, "I like mine. See that wormen over there! Uh! Uh! Bham! Bham!"