One day this leprechaun comes up to a guy and says, "I'm a leprechaun, I can give you anything in the world, cars, jewlery, anything!!"

The guy says" Man!! Get out of here! Leave me alone!!"

So the leprechaun says," Come on, anything, I'm a leprechaun, I can give you ANYTHING!!"

So the guy thinks about it and says,"Anything?Anything I want?"

And the Leprechaun says, "yup, I'm a leprechaun!!"

So the guy goes, " Okay, what do I have to do?"

All you have to do is take off your pants and let me do it to you doggy style!!"

So the guys says, "HELL NO!!! I'm not gay!!"

The leprechaun goes, "Come on, I can give you anything, ANYTHING!!!"

So the guy lets him do it!! While the leprechaun is dukin' him up the behind, the Leprechaun says, "Anyways, how old are you?"

The guy replies," I'm 25,"in a pleasurable voice!!

The leprechaun goes, "DAMN!! Your 25 years old and you still believe in Leprechauns???!!!!"