There were these three men who were walking on a bridge.
They found a magic lamp and they all recieved one wish each.
The genie in the lamp said that when the make there wish, they must jump
off the bridge and they will recieve their wish. The first man wished to
be turned into a bird. He jumped off the bridge and turned into a beautiful parrot.
The second man wished to be a blade of grass. He jumped off the bridge and fell to the ground
as a blade of grass. As the third man was stepping up to the edge of the bridge to make his wish,
he tripped over a rock and screamed, " Shit!"
And as he fell to the ground, he was turned into a pile of shit.