A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a pint. The bartender says ok.

Then the man asks whos in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too.

Then he asks whos upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco. And the man says get them a drink too.

The bartender says to the man, that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry but I havent got that much money on me, and the bartneder says, If you were down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.

And the man says, Ive all ready been there.