One day, Little Red Riding Hood is strolling happily through the woods, when suddenly out from behind a tree pops a nasty looking wolf, who snarls, "Where do you think you're going?" But
LRRH looks at him unfazed, and says, "I'm going to my grandma's house w/ this basket."
And the wolf says, "You'd better not. Because when you get there, a wolf dressed as your grandma is gonna tear open your blouse, and suck your tits!" But LRRH shrugs, and says, "No he won't, 'cause I have this to protect me," as she pulls a large gun from her basket. The startled wolf jumps back, and let's LRRH pass.

Finally, she reaches grandma's cottage, swings open the door, and sure enough, a wolf leaps into her path, and says, "Ohh,
Little Red Riding Hood- you shouldn't have come here; now I'm gonna rip
open that blouse of yours and suck your tits!" But,
LRRH pulls out her big gun, and states, "No you're not- you're gonna EAT me, like the book says!"