There are two rednecks in a field:

Bobby Joe: "Hey, you wanna play twenty questions?"

Billy Bob: "Sure. Lemme thinka somethin'."

Bobby Joe: "Got it?"

Billy Bob: "Yeah, got it. Ask me."

Bobby Joe: "Is it a thing?"

Billy Bob: "Yeah."

Bobby Joe: "Can you eat it?"

Billy Bob: "Yeah."

Bobby Joe: "Is it horse shit?"

Bobby Joe: "Yeah."