10) "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" January 29, 2000
(As opposed to less many?)
9) "The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." November 22, 2000
(Talk about an efficient government, George W. has eliminated the duties of the appellate court in a single speech.)
8) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000
(Does George W. have plans he is not telling us?)
7) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." January 27, 2000
(Specially, when they won't stand still...)
6) "The government is not the surplus's money." November 5, 2000
(Obviously, English is not the president's language.)
5) "I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans." September 19, 2000
(And, just when I thought I was real.)
4) "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" January 11, 2000
(Most people's grammar is simply too good to ask that question.)
3) "Our priorities is our faith." October 10, 2000
(Obviously, grammar is not.)
2) "The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money." September 13, 2000
(So tax cuts are designed to reduce our life span?)
1) "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children." October 11, 2000
(George W. is the first president to recognize the connection between racial profiling and the ability to read!)