As the wife is about to head to work, she reaches for her glasses in her usual spot.
Her glasses are not there. She frantically starts searching the house.
She goes from room to room trying to find them. Still no sign. She has to leave now
to be on time for her meeting. Panicking, she wakes up her husband hoping he may have
seen them.
Bleary eyed, he asks "What is it ?"
"I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?" she asks
"You woke me up for that!" he responds.
She sends him a nasty look.
"Your glasses are on your face or did you wake me up on purpose!" he retorts.