Yo Mama is so fat...that when her beeper went off,
everyone thought she was backing up!

Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the
strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama is so fat...that she uses a boomerange to get her belt on

Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an
action figure

Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet Earth