One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father
and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air?
His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven
easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad
and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there
had been an accident says, "What is the matter?"
Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs
in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if
it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she
would have left us!'"