Two guys were standing around one day at work and the first guy looks at the second guy and says " you're always smiling when u come to work what's you're secert?"
The second guy replies " well i have a little poem that i recite to my wife every morning when I wake up and she can't resist me...."
"Wow thats awesome what do you say to her?" The first guy asks.
"I say blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes so blue, how I love to wake up each moring and make love to you." The guy replies and then adds "you should try making up a poem of your own for your wife."
The next day the men are standing around at work again and the second guy ask the first guy "my god man what happened to you? You're a bloody mess."
The first guy replies with shame in his eyes "all i did is what you told me to, I went home made up a poem about my wife and she beat the shit out of me."
"oh I'm sorry man what did you say to her?" The second guy asks.
"All i said was nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I'd fuck you like a dog."