The couple was dining out when the wife noticed
a familiar face at the bar.

"Elliot," she said, pointing, "do you see that
man drowning bourbon at the bar?" The husband
looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued,
"he's been drinking like that for ten years, ever
since I jilted him."

The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he
said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating."