An archeologist returned to Egypt a few years after WWII ended having been earlier chased out from the digs by the Nazi Invasion.
Through the local grapevine he contacted his old trusted pre-war guide Ahmed and arranged to meet him at the crossroads to the digs
they used to meet at before the war.
at the specified date the archiologist waited at the crossroads and viewed his guide approaching him and as they met and warmly
embraced, he exclaimed "Ah - Ahmed it is wonderful to see you again after all these years. But tell me this, before the war when we met
you would be riding the donkey and your wife would walk in the dust 20 yards behind you. But today we meet an your wife now rides the
donkey and you walk behind her 20 yards in the dust. What is happening, do we now have Womens Liberation in Egypt."
Ahmed sadly shook his head no and replied - "Ah Effendi - we have womens lib here in egypt - yes - but this is much, much worse

LAND MINES."