The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.


"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.



"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.



"My wife," said the man.