Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an
old man sitting on a cloud, staring into the distance.
"Old man," said Jesus, "this is Heaven! Why are you
so sad?"

The old man didn't bother to turn as he said, I've
been looking for my son and haven't been able to find him."

Jesus said, "Tell me about it."

"Well," said the old man, still gazing at the sunlit
horizon, "on earth I was a carpenter, and one day my
son went away. I never heard from him again, and I was hoping
I'd find him here, in Heaven."

His heart was pounding suddenly in his chest, Jesus
bent over the old man and said, "Father?"

The old man turned and cried, "Pinocchio?"