Once there was this boy at school...His teacher asked him whats 1+1?...He said 3..The teacher sighed n said go home n ask your family..So he went home and asked his family...His dad was playing Poker with some other friends..So the boy went up to his dad n said...Dad whats 1+1?..n his dad went SHUT UP..So he went to his mum..his mum was watchin the news about Bill Clinton...So he went to his mum n said..Mum whats 1+1?...and she went Bill Clinton..

so he went to his sister..and his sister was in a bubble bath..So he asked his sister..Sis whats 1+1? and she went..OOooO AAhh..

So he went 2 his brother n his brother was wit his girlfriend and just about to go out...So he went..Bro whats 1+1?..an he went..Lets go my darling..Next day..The teacher asked the boy..So whats 1+1?...n he went SHUT UP..Then the teacher went...WHO DO U THINK YOU ARE?..the boy went...Bill Clinton..So the teacher smacked him..and he went OOooOooo AAhhh..So the teacher went..U R GOING O THE PRICNCAPALS OFFICE WITH ME..so the boy went...Lets go my darling..;)