A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later
comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now
which one of you hombres went outside an painted
my horse bright red while I was drinkin"?

Nobody answers, and the cowpoke draws his six
shooter and yells, "I said which one of you mangy
polecats painted my horse red?!

Slowly one of the cowboys at the bar stands up.
He is 6 feet, 10 inches tall, and he pulls a
small cannon from his holster. "I done it", he growls.

The first cowboy puts his gun back into his holster
and says, "Just wanted to let you know the first coat's
dry."