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Man at a movie

Joke Rating: rate funny jokes( 154 votes )
Views: 9920


An usher at a movie noticed that a man was
stretched across 3 seats. The usher walks over
and says, "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed
one seat."

The man snorts but doesn't move.

The usher says, "Sir if you don't move I will have
to get the manager."

Again the man snorted, but didn't budge.

The usher goes and gets the manager. The manager
requests that the man moves, but gets no response.

The manager calls the police and they arrive
and the police officer goes over to the guy and says
"Whats your name, joker?"

The guy says "Joe".

The policeman says, "An where ya from, Joe."

Joe answers, "The balcony."

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