Corporate Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After
a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and
>>answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next
door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll
give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have
on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and
leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks
from the shower "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about
the 800 dollars he owes me?"





Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a look and nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his
hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately
said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He
forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide
up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father,
remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest
apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him
meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."