An artist asked the gallery owner if there had
been any interest in his paintings that were on
display.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in
value after your death. When I told him it would,
he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist said. "Whats the
bad news?"

"The gentlemen was your doctor."