A guy walks into a bar and sees
one other man siting there drinking a beer
looking a little forlorn. There is, also a
foot tall miget playing the piano. The other
guy has a magic lamp next him, so the first
guy sits down next to him and asks him if he can have
one of the three wishes. The guy says he can
because he has used one and doesn't feel like
using the last two. So, the man rubs the lamp a a genie
pops out and asks him for his wish. the man wishes
for 1000 bucks. The genie grants his wish and as soon as
he goes away ducks start walking into the bar. He
counts them and there are 1000. He complains"Hey I
asked for 1000 bucks not ducks. Then the guy next to him
replies "you don't think I asked for a 12 inches
pianist do you?"