Top 10 Suggestions For Men While Playing Golf or Using A Urinal

10. Back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Quiet please!...while others are preparing to take their shot.
5. Stay out of the water.
4. Try not to hit anyone.
3. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
2. Don't stare while others address their balls.

And the #1 suggestion for guys while playing golf or using
a urinal....

1. Don't let anyone see you take those extra strokes!