A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that
the mother and father were both fit to be parents and
therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody
to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with
your mother?"

"No." said the boy.

"Why not?" said the judge.

"Because she beats me."

The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your
father."

"Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."

Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live
with?"

"I want to live with the Florida Marlins."

"Why?" asks the judge.

"They never beat anybody."