One day there were 3 amateurs and a pro playing golf. They went up to the first tee, and the pro went first. He hit it right on the green, 300 yards away. Then one of the amateurs went up to the tee and it sliced to the right. He asked the pro, "What causes that?"

"LOFT," he replied. Then the next amateur went up and sliced it to the left. He asked, "What causes that?" And the pro answered, "LOFT."

Then the last amateur went up and hit the ball, and it only went 100 yards cause it was rolling on the ground. And he also asked, "What causes that?" and the pro said, "LOFT."

One of the amateurs said, "We all hit three different shots, and you said it was LOFT -- what does LOFT mean?"

And the pro replied, "Lack Of Fucking Talent!"